Cleveland Steamer

The 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit.

Wow, that 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit was a big Cleveland Steamer for NY. The Browns shit all over Dave Gettleman's chest and rolled him around in it!

by The Real Mike G. March 13, 2019

Stanley Steamer

The fine art of defecating on your loved ones chest, bonus points for creative designs (No pictures required). Once finished you steam clean your lover with a nice golden shower. Congratulations you have performed a successful Stanley steamer, please don’t reproduce.

Matt got three Stanley steamers on the weekend, he’s in heaven.

by Medi1 October 23, 2020

turkey strategy

The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.

Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy

by Sweettommy September 23, 2021

Mass Laziness Strategy

Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.

On MSN:

Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"

Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."

Time: "Yeah, good idea!"

by Beastly Cock November 8, 2009

reverse jockey sidewalk steamer

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.

dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.

by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

We got away from the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inPro May 28, 2019

twin screw steamer

A sexual position involving 3 persons in which 2 are male and 1 is female. This position most similarly represents the “Eiffel Tower”, while the female presents herself to perform fellatio on one male whilst being penetrated by the other from behind. She will then be spun by both males such that she resembles a roticery chicken being cooked / steamed. This, this ambitious position has coined the phrase the “twin screw steamer”

Aragorn, Legolas and Mrs. Gamgee had a great twin screw steamer last night. Too bad she got so dizzy!

by Fuck Samwise January 28, 2021