Status Spammer

A person or comment who kills the mood you were trying to create with your status.

status: im so sad today. life just isnt fair.

status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!

by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011

Statusfied

Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain

“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”

by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011

statusfag

When someone buys an iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book so that they can talk about their iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book, and look down on those poor wretched souls that don't own apple.

As soon as he bought his iphone he turned into a statusfag.

by bob livingstonshirebuckingham April 6, 2011

Statussing

When you like someone's facebook status and copy it to your status update ... in other realms it would be plagerism but in the cyber world its genius

I like your status so much, I'm statussing it

by kimmime April 28, 2011

Statuspro

A place where dreams come to an end.

I had the worst nightmare; it was like going to statuspro and back.

by Deprived99544 November 22, 2011

Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

status killer

A person who likes a perfectly likable status that causes others to not like it in return because of the person's personality.

-Man did you see that really good status with those awesome lyrics?

-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!

by André10000 November 11, 2011