Let's blow this popsicle stand!

(N.) Lame, 50's, white-people way of saying, "Let's get the f*ck outta here!"

"Golly Gee! There's a trouble a comin'! Let's Blow this Popsicle Stand!"

by G-Union December 9, 2003

Mexican Standoff

When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.

David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!

by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017

scando

I which someone is in reference to being fake or shady

"Bro you not gonna roll up ?" "You scandoe."

by Darkcrown January 17, 2017

Spandolage

The biggest fear of a programmers

I can't handle all the spandolage we need to develop.

by pessimistic_developer April 15, 2020

Sando

A neanderthal male masquerading as a 21st century man. Glimpses of inner self can be seen after introducing alcohol wherein The Sando will snort alcohol for small amounts of pocket change. Can also do advanced yoga poses in inebriated state.

That guy there seems normal but he's a total Sando.

by AHT233 November 14, 2020

SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008

Lemonade Stand

A urinal

I'm gonna go to the lemonade stand... where I stand and make lemonade.

by cr0nky October 16, 2009