Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night
by Carly Danger Wilson May 26, 2008
Get the to squirrel it mug.1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008
Get the Skin Squirrel mug.A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."
by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008
Get the Squirrel Dancer mug.1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.
(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
Get the Squirrel feeder mug.squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
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From the dog in the movie "UP"
From the dog in the movie "UP"
by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014
Get the google, squirrel! mug.Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
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