the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)

Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.

by Hippiechick May 13, 2013

Squirreling

Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.

I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.

by Ninjatasticflynn July 7, 2018

Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

Squirrel Sotry

The actual best series on YouTube, TikTok, and Scratch. On YouTube it is called "Squirrel And Hippo Introductions",
on TikTok it is called squirrelandhippobusiness or SquirrelSotry, and on Scratch just "squirrel sotry" and then a number. Squirrel Sotry is a great series where a squirrel and a hippo go on bizzare adventures across Skopje, while having a battle between them, metal pipe, redblood, and a lot of others. This is the site's web adress: sites.google.com/view/squirrelsotry/home and there are a lot of secrets and others!

Squirrel Sotry is a series made by StefanT2014/MrManny/Neonix/Cyborg Neonix/Cyangram, Mira/PoppyToppey/PoppeyToppey/Poppy/Poppey/Eclipse/Haunted, Flimmpy/Poppertoppy

by StefanT2014 March 2, 2024

squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.

-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.

by squirrel11 February 23, 2015

firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"

Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!

by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016