Hexagon Splash

When a girl is jizzed on by 6 guys simultaneously

Jessica got that hexagon splash after the party last night!

by Cartmanshaout June 24, 2024

Tequila Splash

A tequila sunrise in a shooter

Ayy! Let me get a round of tequila splash!

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Lava splash

Bosnian fag

Boy 1: You are weird!
Boy 2: You're a lava splash.

by Eli Johnson February 14, 2024

Chug Splashing

(past tense: Chug Splashed) Chug Splashing is when you nut so hard that it gets in your mouth.

Bro 1: Hey bro, do you want to go to this cool Mexican restaurant in a bit?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I have a chug splashing sesh in 10 minutes.

by Beefy5Layer March 20, 2024

Baby Splashdown

Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.

It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).

The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.

Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.

“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”

by anonymous April 4, 2025

Chasm Spasm

An involuntary twitch or shudder of the butt cheeks.

Man every time I touch fake fur it gives me the worst chasm spasm

by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

Dick splashback

When you take a shit and flush the toilet when sat on it and the stream gets all over your dick and it feels horrible

"I wish i didnt have such a big dick"
"Why?"
"I get dick splashback whenever i take a shit"

by Thdaleangod March 3, 2026