belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink

Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning

by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018

Francis Shower

A very quick shower in 3 minutes or less.

In college he would take Francis Showers.

by DrManhattan44 August 3, 2018

Eiffel Shower

When 2 bitches piss over at least one dude(s) jerking off.

The husbands were jerking each other off while the wives pissed over them. Boom, Eiffel Shower.

by EiffelTowerBitch69 October 15, 2018

sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

National shower on FaceTime day

A day where you hop on FaceTime with a homie while u both showering on April 20th

Aye homie really looking forward to National shower on FaceTime day with you

by The_Real_Papa_Franku April 16, 2020

Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020