South Philly Shuffle

The act of rolling through a never ending series of stop signs, typical of a south Philadelphia neighborhood where signs are placed every 50 to 100 feet.

I don't have time for every stop sign on Tasker, I'll just south Philly shuffle through there.

by buzz1183 June 1, 2013

portuguese truffle shuffle

Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.

Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.

by Truffla April 24, 2014

The North Pole Shuffle

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds

I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve

by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Schluff

In trick-based card games, to deliberately lose a high card for strategic reasons. Implies not only getting rid of the card, but underplaying it relative to its potential.

I schluffed the queen of spades when diamonds were going around.

by G.Reece January 17, 2008

Shuffle wuffle

To lick a penis clean until the man cums.

Jimmy- yo carl I need a shuffle wuffle

Carl-but your mom can give you one

Jimmy- you do a better job

Carl-fine

Jimmy- *moaning noises*

Jimmy-*cums*

by Clash is gay September 14, 2020

the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush

john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane

by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017