Smack my bitch up

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.

Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.

by Wayan October 27, 2007

sun smacked

sum1 hus killed out da baby oil on holiday n probly spent bout 10 hours a day sun bathin, therefore now looks like a tomato. But instead of hidin it they wear their tomato head wit pride - coz they fink they look sun kissed - wen they jus look like they bin smacked by da sun! hence - "sun smacked!

check the heat comin from er face! she bin SUN SMACKED!!

by nifeli January 5, 2005

smack head

Stupid or dull witted. Prone to repeatedly making the same mistakes

Steve paid almost twice as much for the same phone as I did, the smack head

by shaunholio March 1, 2004

danza smack

Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.

You reckon danza smack? Na - he's just a conservative.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk May 14, 2004

smack

stuff, shit, anything along those lines

man, why you talkin smack?

by trey January 6, 2007

smack ass

To grovel to one's superior with no regard to dignity or shame. One who performs the act of groveling.

Hey Bill, look at Bob. He's always in the boss' office smacking ass. He's too lazy to get that promotion.

Im talking to you, smack ass. Didn't I tell you to bring my coffee in here by 8:00 a.m.? It is now 8:10 and I don't see my cup on my desk.

by Vic Roberts December 27, 2007

Skank smacker

Someone who is destined to be a virgin for their entire life because of their obnoxiousness/incapability to have feelings and a brain

by DeaD PersoN August 1, 2003