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Sloppy Joes

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 9, 2012
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Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.
Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.
by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010
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Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes
Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha
by JDubz October 23, 2006
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The Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit right in between a girls ass crack, then he fucks her.
A woman moaned as she felt the sloppy joe coming for her backside.
by Seanzo (305 Click) November 14, 2006
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sloppy milkshake

when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!
"hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what's on your shirt?? is that... milk?"
"oh, my god i'm so embarrassed."
"that was a straight up sloppy milkshake."
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sloppy cooter

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.
Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!
by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007
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sloppy waterfall

when a male vomits on his partner's breasts and proceeds to motorboat him/her.
I gave Rachel a sloppy waterfall last night! It was messy
by Ben Hazafatt Johnson May 17, 2014
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