sloppy jalopey

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.

Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.

by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010

Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes

Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha

by JDubz October 23, 2006

The Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit right in between a girls ass crack, then he fucks her.

A woman moaned as she felt the sloppy joe coming for her backside.

by Seanzo (305 Click) November 14, 2006

sloppy milkshake

when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!

"hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what's on your shirt?? is that... milk?"
"oh, my god i'm so embarrassed."
"that was a straight up sloppy milkshake."

by laura margaret lehman distel June 20, 2008

Sloppy Princess

when a woman is sitting on the throne (toilet) while giving a blow job, then the man pulls out and ejaculates in the womans hair giving her a semen tiara.

A woman who performs the act of a sloppy princess, can in turn be referred to as a sloppy princess.

I was in a rush this morning so i got a sloppy princess.

that chicks a sloppy princess.

by mystical_unicorn January 19, 2010

sloppy snatch

A big wet, sloppy minge.

Get ya sloppy snatch out.

by Bob Dylan 1988 May 26, 2009