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Ashlee Simpson

Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.
by lolwut484793ue3j February 19, 2005
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ashlee simpson

A girl that i personally thought to be quite attractive until she tried to be punk and enter the music industry because of her sisters fame.
"Screw you ashlee simpson, your not hot anymore"
by taufuboy September 22, 2005
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simpsons

The #1 cartoon. Simsons are better than south park. And the simsons are still funny!
by ALo July 3, 2003
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Bart Simpsoned

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.
Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!
by Pazman October 6, 2017
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ewan simpson

Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.
Person 1: he's so weird

Person 2: oh yeah, that's Ewan Simpson
by Yassssqween June 10, 2019
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Simp

A person who tries to get one girl no matter how many times they’ve been friend zoned or rejected
Bruh Kaeden stop simping, Mallory doesn’t like you. You’ve been trying for over a year and she still doesn’t like you.
by scared of debt March 9, 2020
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Simpathy

Why do I feel simpathy for this guy
by Landiah March 20, 2020
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