A too small of a town near the coast of Jersey, surrounded by Little Silver and Red Bank. Occupied by rich familes with housewives who have nothing better to do than gossip to other moms. Rarely you'll see a mom who actually works for a living.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.
Student 1: Hey, where do you live?
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
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Get the the shredder mug.this town onthe jersey shore. none of the people look or talk anything like the jersey shore people. most of the boys think their cool and hang out with the little silver girls. they all try to be cool and hang out at markam but nobody wants them there. also they hang out behind the park and think their cool because they get drunk. most of the girls are backstabbing bitches. their is one k-8 school and everybody in the town absoutly hates it. they all have iphones and get cars right when they can drive. everybidy knows everybodies buisness because of the stupid gossiping moms. most of the moms have their own facebooks so they can "check up" with their kids who are acting like sluts right in front of their faces. this one by one town is literally the definintion of small town shit
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3. An attractive biddy who won't put out.
1. Man, I hear that bitch posts on the masslive cheerleading forum and has a voice like an infected weasel. She must be a skank shrew.
2. Pull the tampon out of your ass and have a beer, fuckin skank shrew.
3. Good lord, look at that fine ass, i would just love to lay her down...fuck, it's a skank shrew.
2. Pull the tampon out of your ass and have a beer, fuckin skank shrew.
3. Good lord, look at that fine ass, i would just love to lay her down...fuck, it's a skank shrew.
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