Rowan Clinch

Famous for his work in "Cats: The Musical", Rowan Clinch now dominates the gay burlesque show game with his feathery fedora and surgically enhanced thigh implants. Rowan won't do what some call "take a chill pill" because of all the other pills he takes. Some hobbies Rowan enjoys are sitting on fences and then dropping into innocent people walking in the street, googling songs which encourage rape and suicide, and pretending that his anime action figures are having a banquet for their fallen king.

"I think I'm having feelings for the man in the majenta fedora!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It looks like you were Rowan Clinched!!"

by mr. dick larry April 7, 2020

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Rowan

That annoying ass mf who kept talking and never knew when to stfu.

that annoying bitch rowan

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Rowald

Guy with long slong

Hey, that´s Rowald! They say he´s got a long ass slong.

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Rowan

Basically one of the coolest people alive. They’re very funny and caring and usually make you feel like one of the most important people alive. People should appreciate them no matter what since they always put others before themselves and they always seem to make peoples days better. Anyone with a Rowan in their lives are very lucky (it’s not even an exaggeration)

“Woah look it’s Rowan!”
“Wow he’s a great guy”

by anonymous February 5, 2022

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