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Rage Wipe

When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.
"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."

"Your arm? Why?"

" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."
by NotsosMom April 21, 2018
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Rage-Shit

When something angers you so much you have to vent the pressure by taking a shit the size of the moon.
I'm so mad at that asshole Jimmy! I gotta go take a rage-shit.
by Psycho the Bunny January 29, 2018
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Rage Blocked

When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.
Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.
by jcdrunner April 9, 2019
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Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.
Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.
by Marco Porno September 8, 2019
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Rage Quit

When someone gets so mad they quit the game they were playing.
by 2324254de September 21, 2019
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Rage

A vital organ that beats and festers inside of all of us. It squirms and moves like a worm to remind us of what trash us mere mortals are.
...It also lets us know that we are better than you
Ethan: what's something that beats deep down inside of you?
Mark: Anger
Ethan: no, like a vital organ
Mark: Ra ̢̼̤̞̳͎͚͖̙̯̦̳͙̫̘̔͋g̶̣͎̟̈̌͐͒̍̍̐͑͘͝͠ę̵̘̖̩͖̮̬͖̜̼̰̺̪͇͆̀̒̋̐̍̃͋̈́̑̅͆̚͜͝͝
Rage
by @depressedtoastrr_ January 29, 2020
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rageleak

-yoo did you see that post from rageleak
-yeah dude it is fire
by JhonCena69 February 1, 2020
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