russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane

Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!

by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021

Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived

*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!

by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022

Russian War Crime

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.

Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon

by Nunchuck April 9, 2022

columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian

pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor

by o'wizma December 19, 2009

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.

Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014