peanut picker

The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about

“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT

by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022

Nigger picking

It’s when you don’t have a weed grinder and have to resort to finger picking your weed aka Nigger Picking. The reason it’s called nigger picking is because you pick weed the same way you pick cotton.

Damnn bro, I forgot to bring my grinder. I guess imma have start Nigger picking.

by Spenistheweenis September 9, 2022

dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”

by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022

chicken picking

The movements one makes whilst searching the place for lost or dropped crack cocaine.

Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.

By Christ Wayne is chicken picking on the floor again guys, it’s not crack in his pipe it’s breadcrumbs the chicken picking twat.

by Transition79 January 1, 2023

Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

Chickin pickin

Eddie Van Halen’s guitar playing between the time periods 6:15-6:29 in the song “Pleasure Dome.” Very light, fast, and requires excellent guitar “picking” skills.

“There goes Eddie chickin pickin again.”
“How on earth does he do that??”

by stinky-poop-fart March 12, 2023

Lewis Pickersgill

A sexy genius, who is fond of potatoes and has an unsupported hatred for sweet potatoes.

Lewis Pickersgill is an absolute G.

by Not Rags April 10, 2023