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poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.
by Ian Chode April 4, 2003
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Poop Talk

The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.
Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.
by So.Many.PANDAS October 27, 2011
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poop crust

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good
aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks
by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018
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poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.
matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!
by pied pooper July 19, 2011
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Wet Poopyface

The most devastating insult you could ever use on someone. Only use this insult if you wish to destroy your enemy. Far stronger and more powerful than just a normal, pathetic "Poopyface". Again, be careful with this word. Many people have gone mad by abusing it.
Jessica is a Wet Poopyface. I shouldn't use that insult too much though.
by WPF_POOPY January 22, 2019
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poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007
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Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
by thc2099 June 14, 2008
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