russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).

Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024

Kitty Pooled

When you turn that kitty into a pool (aka crazy creample cumshot in her pussy)

kitty=vagina

kitty pool can be licked out of the kitty by both parties.

Guy1: yooo do you know beth?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 April 2, 2024

you've pooled

of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...

After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"

by The Rural Dean August 23, 2017

Pole smoker

see wordlarry81word

by Bubba's Bitch September 19, 2003

poleazy

the police, the hot and spicy, the po-po, etc.

Yo your uncles truck is off da heazy!
Fo sheazy!
Oh no here come da poleazy!

by Murphizzle McGrizzle November 22, 2003

pcole

lives during the 21st century, likes to perform oral sex on his parents, normally seen with his pants round his ankles and a contraceptive hanging from his anus.

who the fuck you talking to you pcole

by pj allwood April 14, 2004