hang yourself like a painting

To make a joke about killing yourself

1: WaAaAaAaA I can't do thissss

2: L + Bozo, hang yourself like a painting

by That random brit July 10, 2023

Paint it black

In the song paint it black by Andy Black he basically sings about starting over after a fight or anything that happens that you may need to start over the next day

Yea we fought yesterday but we paint it black so it’s all good now

by Wolfnadoe July 20, 2023

Paint Reinforced

It holds literally nothing up because it's paint and not wood or steel but it acts like it can.

When you're painting and there's a hole in the wood so you paint over it. "That's Paint Reinforcement for you."
"Is it made of wood?" "No, it's paint reinforced.

by Akumioko H. July 28, 2023

paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time

by GBTG794 September 1, 2023

Magnolia paint

You use this paint so your best friend let's your partner stay with you.

Today I painted my room with magnolia paint . So my best friend could let my boyfriend stay

by No gnomes sherlock September 15, 2023