Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”
by Uncleskag April 27, 2024
Get the spray paint the bowlmug. by PussyAssMaster92 August 31, 2017
Get the war paintmug. dude 1-bill just hallucinated a cat humping a dog!
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day
by kumguzzlr123456 November 22, 2023
Get the paint thinnermug. The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
by Human namuH August 9, 2021
Get the landlord paintmug. When you are hitting a thicc baddie from the back and you aren't trying to turn her into a single mom just yet. Before you bust you pull out and nut all over her butt cheeks...in essence creating a masterpiece like the mona lisa on her butt cheeks with your nut.
by Cheek Worship May 4, 2024
Get the Paint some cheeksmug. by Kinky cheezit December 19, 2022
Get the Indian War Paintmug. Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.
2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
Get the corp paintmug.