"Hey dude I got drunk and watched a gay porn with some poo daggers in it"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"
by 52493 December 29, 2007
Get the poo dagger mug.Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
Get the Suprise Poo mug.the worst kind of poo when you go to the toilet and are continuously wiping for what feels never ending.
"john went to the toilet for a poo and found he had a devil poo on his hands and had to wipe for ever and used lots of toilet paper"
by Drisky January 20, 2009
Get the devil poo mug.A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.
Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.
The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)
This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.
The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)
This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
Get the Perfect Poo mug.Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
by AG5000 August 19, 2014
Get the poo envy mug.Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?
Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.
Old geezer: Tell me..
Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.
Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.
Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.
Old geezer: Tell me..
Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.
Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.
Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 2, 2019
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Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!
by Jessa Nighty March 14, 2011
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