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Butt Pizza

The layer of chunks left floating on the water after a violent liquid bowel movement. Usually more visually effective when romain lettuce and corn is eaten the day before.
I tripped over my dog on my to the bathroom to make a Butt Pizza!
by Kerzwhile September 15, 2008
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Minnesota Pizza Roll

A sexual act so filthy words cannot describe it
only the dirtiest person would ever think of mentioning it in coversation.
Dirty Person (Tiana): "Minnesota Pizza Roll!!! ahahahaha"
Normal Person: "Holy shit you are disgusting. Dont ever talk to me again.
by maaj69 December 18, 2008
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pizza boxing it

This is an action that occur when there is weak wifi (generally stolen from the neighbors) and the only way to get a connection is to stand up and hold your laptop in the air kind of like how the pizza delivery man holds up his pizzas when you open the door for him.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Person 2: Im pizza boxing it, next doors signal is weak!
by mmgoody February 1, 2010
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pizza sauce

Pizza sauce is used to make pizza
by Ihavemoney June 16, 2016
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Burnt Pizza

Dark-skinned Italian.
I'm dark because my father's a Sicilian burnt pizza.
by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004
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liquid pizza

noun: stomach contents; vomit; puke; barf; liquid laughs; liquid groceries; et al.

So called for the similarity of its visual texture and color palette to typical crappy frozen or national-chain, two-for-twenty-bucks, one-liter-free-coke delivery pizza. The viscous liquid base is the consistency and color of creamed corn, not dissimilar in appearance to the plastic milk protein-based synthetic goo intended to masquerade as cheese on the typical pizza. Suffused and suspended within can be nearly anything, usually unidentifiable inclusions or flecks of dark green, red or brown hue, or more rarely, black or dark gray.

Mandatory though, is the presence of mysterious solid pink chunks of God-only-knows what. Pepperoni perhaps? Ham? How about ground-up beef and pork sphincters, tantalizingly enhanced with FD&C Red Dye No 3? YUMMERS!
I'm such an assclown! I shouldn't have drunk that whole fifth of Drambuie. On the way home last night I sprayed liquid pizza all over the windshield and dashboard of my girlfriend's car! No blowjobs coming my way for a while!
by Bonejob May 1, 2008
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The Dick-Pizza Phenomena

The unexplainable Phenomena that the word "dick" can be completely canceled out by the word "Pizza" with strong emphasis on the "P" in Pizza. (used much like "that's what she said" after your buddy makes a statement)
*Baran throws cold water all over Chase while he is in the shower as a practical joke*

Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"

Baran: "Pizza!"


The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
by NadWahl October 20, 2008
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