smurf penis

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014

penis wrinkle

a way to insult someone to the lowest degree

Shut up you damn penis wrinkle

by Jesse Denning October 24, 2003

Penis Artist

Someone who continuosly draws penises on other peoples shit.

if your buddy has like a notebook or a paper or something, when he turns around, draw a quick penis on it. keep it small or draw it huge. dont limit your detail. if you have time, add pubes and veigns.

PS dont limit yourself to notebooks and paper. Piss people off by drawing dicks on their books, backpacks, desks, clothes, and even their own bodys.

by Spencer Mahan June 9, 2005

penis polisher

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick

Elijah is a penis polisher

by eandh2016 October 25, 2012

penis poison

when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex

he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby

by gatorgrl December 22, 2008

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.

Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot

by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019