Kamikaze Own

When you own someone, usually a mod, on a forum and then get banned.

JZ25: "Dude, I Kamikaze Owned steve last night."
Lucky13: "Dude, that douche owns the site!"

by JZ251 June 25, 2008

to owl

to owl: to Operate With Ladies

Uh oh Woody I don't know if Chuck is ready to owl hes smelled pretty bad lately I think its his farticles.

Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.

by FARTICLES June 25, 2008

English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

Hairy-owl

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.

by Mysteriousj August 1, 2014

to own up

the act of to realising your mistake and apologizing to the person you have upset.

dude 1: Dude I think I messed things up between me and Jarry.
dude 2: Time to own up, dude.

by sailor soon October 14, 2015

sex owl

A person who enjoys having sex at night.

"Wanna have morning sex?"
"Nah, I'm a sex owl."

by Imfine December 6, 2016

Toilet Owl

Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.

The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?

by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017