nerd callous 

The tough skin that commonly develops on the thumbs of videogamers, as a result of overuse of analog sticks.

Me: "Man, I spent the last 18 hours playing KOTOR 2, and now I've got wicked bad nerd callous..."

nerd callous by Dahrkthorne May 21, 2006

Nerd Battle 

Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.

Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.

Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.

Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.

Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...

*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation

Nerd Battle by Semi-nerd January 12, 2011

Nerd Nigger

Someone that has a fresh mouth and thinks he or she is right.

Usually found in Counter strike 1.6

Cinc00 your such a nerd nigger shut your mouth.

Nerd Nigger by vasHteHstampede April 12, 2009

nerd alert 

Kickass song by the Aquabats

Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature
We're the kids that easily bruise
We're the geeks and the creatures
Outer space hillbillies from the moon
Get stupid on your time
Keep your geriatric biker fight
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're Alright
We're Alright
Well we both know that our day will come
The revolution has begun
So raise your fists and take a stand
With your super cool...
Super cool wrist bands!
We broke out
And now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
You'll never...!
We're fat, young and hungry
But we don't care
We got big old brains
Like Mexican candy
We got some complex flavor
Running up in here
So get stupid on your time
Get the bud bowl off the air
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're alright
We're alright
You know that your apathy
Became your enemy
And you did yourself in
Find out this phenomenon
Is running on and on
And we'll never give in...
We broke out
Now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Live...

nerd alert by GeeGee July 26, 2008

Nerd Burn 

Medical condition known only to video game nerds.
Happens when a nerd is rotating their xbox 360 controller joystick so violently, they actually get a burn in the center of their hand. Similar to carpet burn, but on a much nerdier, less skanky scale.

Yeah dude. Theres a name for that. Its called a Nerd Burn.. fail.

Nerd Burn by Knowsalottabout Nerds November 24, 2010

Nerd Chills 

The sparkling in the back of the head and spine when suppressed nerd love occurs.

I get Nerd Chills from watching Harry Potter because I'm not allowed to show my excitement for Harry.

Nerd Chills by labgeeks July 23, 2011

Nerd Therapy 

Therapy for self-inducing nerd-like behaviour.

An example of Nerd Therapy is playing World Of War Craft...

TF: I'm in Nerd Therapy

SE: WTF!?

TF: World of WarCraft is my Nerd Therapy

SE: OHH..

Nerd Therapy by Insanity11 March 11, 2009