Rump Muffin

First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.

Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?

Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.

Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh

by Mo jo May 06, 2008

muffin to nothin'

A declaration of victory, usually used after beating someone in a game or sport; or insulting them.

"Nothin'" is often pronounced as "nuffin."

Looks like the score is muffin to nothin'!

by PorkHammer December 28, 2009

Cunt Muffin

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant

I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin

by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017

Muffin Project

A movement focused on persuading others to eat excessive amounts of unhealthy or undesirable food, for the purpose of entertaining spectators.

Ahmed: Hey John, wanna watch Pierre try to eat 50 chicken nuggets? I offered him a $50 prize if he can do it.

Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.

by Almanaseer February 12, 2008

Sticky muffin

After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.

Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.

So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.

by willi4m June 02, 2011

giggle muffin

its a muffin that makes u high :D the end

matt what are u eating...oh nothing just a giggle muffin...oh no man ur going to get high

by jfoaljfiajf May 10, 2011

muffin pie

1. A beautiful tempting and flawless pussy

2. A gay dude aka. Bitch ass, pillow biter, buttdart, rump ranger, jack master.

Why is Jaime always acting like a muffin pie?

by Rule 2 May 10, 2005