Rough Muff

A rough muff is a vagina that is overgrown with pubes i.e. opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

by Kingy_Mullet May 25, 2008

Co-muff

whilst engagin in intercourse, namely the doggystyle position, one pulls the girl's hair back to make her close her eyes. this is followed by one's friend running into the room with two blueberry muffins and smashing them on the girl's ears, making them look like earmuffs.

"Hey man, I just bought some blueberry muffins."
-"Co-muff time?"
"Co-muff time!"

by steve8511 October 17, 2011

back muff

A term commonly used by drunkards meaning rectum

Rick screamed when logan impaled his back muff ravenously

by sandy pink eye June 9, 2016

big muff

name of a song by scottish artist John Martyn...

That john martyn song BIG MUFF is awesome... some say its about pussy hahahaha

by billycup February 11, 2010

Oyster Muff

felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad

oh god, my man gave me and oyster muff last night, i never knew egg salad could be so good.

by ShanikwaWashington July 7, 2008

Puff Muff

A Hairy Vagina, or Vaginal Afro

I have a hairy puff muff

by Roxette July 9, 2003

combed muff

Fit, gorgeous, good looking lady.

That girl is combed muff

by fadden September 22, 2005