Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.
"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"
by The moose booty expert January 5, 2014
Get the Moose Bootyingmug. by mooosey April 19, 2023
Get the Moose Tracksmug. To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
Get the drive a moosemug. A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.
by Madycakes April 24, 2024
Get the Moose Tailmug. When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them
Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023
Get the Moose patrolmug. by Trandle man January 25, 2018
Get the Chocolate moosemug. by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023
Get the Call the moosemug.