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Mexican Car

Similar to a clown car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE
by bigscottlarock December 24, 2008
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Mexican

A person born in Mexico who has to take a lot of racist shit because a lot of people in the world are very ignorant, specially the americans (not everyone though).

Mexicans are common people like you: the gardener, the pool cleaner or the domestic worker are just social stereotypes.

Other stereotypes include the tequila drinker, the drug dealer or the big sombrero wearing guy which by the way are really hard to find here in México city

Not every mexican are poor, most of the mexicans tourist around the world have large accounts and México city is the second largest city in the world and the first one with museums.

Fajitas is not a traditional mexican food neither is Taco Bell.
In a bar in Madrid...

Italian: where are you from?
Mexican: I'm from México
Italian: No way!!! you are spanish or italian!!!
Mexican: Nope I´m from México
Italian: You don't look like a mexican
Mexican: How do mexicans look like?
Italian: Not like you
Mexican: I´m an average mexican guy
by lasfinisimas June 9, 2008
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Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy
I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.
by CANINE February 19, 2008
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Mexican Jetlag

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.
by henrytheviii June 25, 2009
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mexican snorkel

sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.
In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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Mexican Slimjim

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally. Usually a metal hanger or brick.
Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.
by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009
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Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.
I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.
by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009
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