moon cricket

A furry woodland creature that is uneducated, difficult to see at night, and will swipe anything of value for you when you are not looking.

Quick, someone catch that moon cricket!

by jasington May 13, 2010

Moon Cricket

A person in the African American race.
One that sits on a porch under the moon by ones self and plays the banjo,while their only audience are crickets playing their chirps.

Jamal is such a MOON CRICKET

by arsn May 28, 2006

moon snake

To slip ones penis into an unsuspecting partner as they sleep, also known as the midnight snack or wakikiki sneaky between the cheeky

Lorraine was sleeping on her side with her back against me, so I lubed up my dick with saliva and gave her the ol' moon snake.

by meam1 May 11, 2006

moon stomper

coolest fucking people in the world!! Moon Stompers are ska heads!

All the moon stompers headed down to the show where they skanked the night away!

by ryan April 25, 2004

moon

the act of showing ones naked ass for pleasure or any other stupid reason. usually done by fucktards and other equally stupid persons.

also is the big round bright thing you see on the skies at night. also a name.

When you weren't looking, the faggot pulled down her pants, bent over, and mooned you.

by Your local Blasian February 15, 2009

Moon Bitch

(n.) Plural form: Moon Bitches
Catagory of women who are stuck up, stupid, prude, mean, whiny, self rightous, egotistical, and down right bitchy.
They can usually be identified because they are wearing "Moon boots" normally referred to as: "Uggs ®" (or any other brand imitating said boot).

She'd be hot if she wasn't such a Moon Bitch!

by Jimmy Boothe February 15, 2007

Moon Cricket

Moon Cricket- A stanky black person like breath and body odor/.

Damn that nigga sharkeisha a moon cricket

by Lil Nigga on tha trigga February 5, 2019