When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.
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Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!
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Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.
Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.
Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.
When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.
Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.
Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
by William Shaftner February 9, 2010
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#1)
(Talking to a short girl)
Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a Par Master
#2)
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"
(Talking to a short girl)
Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a Par Master
#2)
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"
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