Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010
Get the Shelby's Lawmug. Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".
I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".
by awmm March 11, 2016
Get the Law Schoolmug. If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.
by BloodyGums December 14, 2010
Get the Sheppard's Lawmug. Act of not giving af until shit becomes personal. Then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means fucking necessary.
The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Laws of the Weinholdmug. Affleck's Law.
Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.
Affleck: Racist!
Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.
Affleck: Racist!
Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014
Get the Affleck's Lawmug. In the course of debate on Islam if someone sites www.thereligionofpeace.com they automatically lose the debate.
by fartso2346 September 8, 2010
Get the law of shamusmug. Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.
Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019
Get the Coomers Lawmug.