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Trevor's Law

(n)- When men and women eat out together, Trevor's Law is the phenomenon in which at least one of the men will inevitably help at least one of the women finish what she ordered. Therefore, according to Trevor's Law, men eating out with women (non-date setting) should assume they will eat slightly more than they ordered, and have vested interest in having the women order food they like.
Girl 1: Hey, what should I get? What's good hear?
Guy 1: The ribeye steak is pretty good, I'd recommend it.
Guy 2: You're just thinking about Trevor's Law.
Girl 2: Hey, you don't think we can finish?! We're both getting the ribeyes, and you won't need to help us a bit!
(40 minutes later)
Girl 1: I'm so full... Does anyone want the rest?
Guy 1: Sure, let me help you out...
Guy 2: I'm telling you, Trevor's Law just never fails.
by Trevor Jason Montgomery March 23, 2010
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Law School

Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".
I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".
by awmm March 11, 2016
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Vegan Law

Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.
She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.
by Britannica 2018 May 27, 2018
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Victor's Law

People who say stuff that for Example. "Why is X complaining about Y?" Yet, they never show proof of it.
But when you ask them for proof they never show it and say something like "I found it on a forum somewhere." But they never post screenshots of said thing.
Person 1: Why are people complaining about Insert something here.
Person 2: I checked but, nobody is complaining about it.
Person 1: That's because i found it somewhere on an forum.
Person 2: You must of skipped a few comments because i did see it somewhere!
Person 1: Citation is needed, this is Victor's Law. You show now proof and now no one will believe you.
by SomeRandomNobody February 8, 2017
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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019
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Wilson's law

Applied at times of superiority, that of politics to science, which holds that when A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C, except where forbidden by law.
Consider Wilson's law as of opposite of Pareidolia, Mimicry, etc; Pattern recognition not at fault, drop hook with bait of what recon as rare thyself, hope can pull that fish up-board for: rarity spews back when measured by closed loop feedback.
by Valandstanandtomandandy December 2, 2009
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Fallsworth's Law

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.
Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!
by pentozali May 1, 2007
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