kfc knobing

Sexual act where the female shoves a chicken leg up the males arse and rams it until he's ready to cum. Just as he's about to cum the female will place the empty meal bucket in front of the male and he has to ejaculate into the bucket, if he hits then he then takes the bucket and slams it on top of the girls head. If he misses then as punishment the female must eat the shitty chicken.

This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging

There was no dogging happening so i went back and KFC knobbed my sister.

by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004

knobb goblin

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.

i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again

by roggy February 19, 2007

knobbish

Action or behavior similar to that of a knob, thought not necessarily implying that one is a knob.

Tom thinks his idea of good music rocks, and he thinks everything else sucks. That's really knobbish.

by boo January 5, 2005

knobjockey

arse bandit

oliver you're such a knobjockey

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

knobbler

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio

Diana is Shah's knobbler.

by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

knobject

n.
that which resembles or is substitued for the phallus

1. Her vibrator was bust, but she knew that in the fridge she might find a vegetable to use as a substitute knobject.

2. Kilroy-Silk is a knobject.

by danwell November 19, 2004

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007