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Zoe and Jordan

Couple that is mfeo
"OMG! Zoe and Jordan need to get married!"
by DI2802 September 16, 2013
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Michael Jordan

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!
by Go Backz December 4, 2006
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jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.
That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!
by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009
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jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.
"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"
by fuknot June 28, 2008
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jordan leer

by George Bush’s Bush November 24, 2021
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Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.
by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019
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jordan Busch

i nice extremely short guy who steals your shit
by bingus bog April 27, 2022
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