Johnny boy

A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.

"Watch out, that guy might be like Johnny boy."

Johnny boy by mood rings November 13, 2022

Johnny wants the jet 

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

Johnny wants the jet by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny waddle 

Tha act of being so good looking and so bad ass all your friends and family wish they were you.

He is so awesome. He must be a Johnny waddle

Johnny waddle by anonymous December 23, 2022

Johnny Burns 

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.

Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.

Johnny Burns by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023

Johnny bite 

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

Johnny bite by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023

Johnny Boy

The ceramic throne.

Friend: “My guy where did you go?”
The man: “I’m sitting on the Johnny Boy. Be out in 5.”

Johnny Boy by Steamedriceboii March 7, 2023

johnny parsons 

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

johnny parsons by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023