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Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative.
Jason is a mega chad
Jason is such a memer
Wow, Jason is so cool
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Jason

"Luke at jason that lil boi craka, he def lackin a chrome a zone on the low, he jus a lil boi with a lil toy type snazz"
by Pupjackie April 20, 2023
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Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.
"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.
by Windoge April 6, 2017
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PULL A JASON STEPHENS

Basically a country way of saying that your boy did something that defines him as a piece of shit i.e. ratted you out, cannot be trusted, will stab you in the back, lie to your face, is the lineman of '95, and will fuck your bitch.
I guess he thinks he can PULL A JASON STEPHENS. I just found out he hooked up with Jessica last night.
by GOTEM2020 August 6, 2020
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Jason

An absolute gronk of a man. His grey hair just makes him more gronk like, and those sunglasses, don't even get me started. Anyone who likes fishing is a gronk, let alone when it's Jason
Wow Jason is such a gronk
by Molly-Man-101 June 13, 2022
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Jason

Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.
Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
by Liaaa_6 April 11, 2023
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