hocus bogus

Something that is lame, bogus, or just plain not right.
Hocus bogus is always a negitive term, so it can't be used to denote something that is productive for the user.

RIGHT
-Yo I gotta work tomorrow through Thursday
-Dude, that's hocus bogus

WRONG
-Hey I don't have to work and they are paying me anyway
-Dude, that's hocus bogus

by Jimborooski June 20, 2008

hocus tokus

the act of getting mysteriously high off of shwagg...

Man, I don't know how I got so high off the hocus tokus shit..

by KrummyBear November 5, 2009

horse kiss

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

by junior bad May 19, 2014

Horse pussy

Slang word for a bad situation.....

The parking lot at Sixpence is full...Well horse pussy

by Creek mule 753 September 8, 2017

horse

an animal that has 6 legs

go look up how many legs does a horse have, just do it.

by ludhldludkudludlusoy April 24, 2019

Horse Fucker

Someone who is obsessed with horses to an extent that is unbearable. Only watches horse movies, has horse stuffed animals, horse blankets, etc.

She has a horse blanket? Yeah, she’s a horse fucker

by Liv Stens August 22, 2019

Horse left the barn

When crap your pants trying to hold it in.

Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.

by Robert billfuse November 17, 2019