I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

Comp Sci Help

When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.

Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?

by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023

A quick help

Something you say to a dude when you really need to shid on the side of the highway

Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA

by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 6, 2023

Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Full range of help

Yeah there's the redirect. There is nothing wrong with my mind but THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH ME AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT I WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING KIDS.

Hym "Ha! 'Full range of help!?' Get the fuck out of here with that you piece of shit. No. I want the thing I want and nothing else. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Hope this helps

An open invitation to shoot them in the head. Seriously, if you know someone who says this passive aggressively, they consent to being jumped and curb stomped.

Tiktok girl: "Well actually... Hope this helps🥰"
Any moral and upstanding human being: *puts her down like a fucking dog*

by Bowser Enthusiast August 3, 2024

a sigh for help

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.

Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."

by von groovy August 18, 2024