Originally a "cool Gadget" (inappropiratly classified!) manufactured by "Nexxtech" a pseudonyme for Radioshack(Intertan) Canada. This "modern convenience" consists of a hammer which has a bottle opener at the back of the head where the nail puller would be. Apperently the RD department of this company forsaw people being in need of both of these tools at same time. I personally can not count the number of times I have opened a bottle of chilled beverage and suddenly be overwhelmed with the urge to hammer a few nails. (all "getting hammered" and "getting nailed" jokes to one side please *frustrated sigh*)
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:
The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.
Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.
This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:
The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.
Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.
This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:
"That new DSM... yeah, usless as a friday hammer."
"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".
"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."
"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".
"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."
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a derogatory term for a person of african decent and used in reference to their big, wide lips and the similarity thereto to the wide mouth base of the "Hammer Head Shark". Used by cops in ny/nj.
by HowUDoin336 May 18, 2006
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by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009
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by consauce September 3, 2012
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ˈhah-mur dik-eeng/
verb
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The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.
ˈhah-mur dik-eeng/
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The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.
by Lil Bandita November 25, 2016
Get the Hammer Dicking mug.1.) To have a impenetrable crush on someone, only to be screwed over by them, usu. for their benefit/spite.
2.) To get screwed over.
3.) To be decked in the face; to get the sh!t beaten out of you (owned/pwned).
4.) To get arrested for something you didn't do, or while drunk/high KNOWING you won't pass a drug test.
5.) To be dumped in the most humiliating, heart-shattering, disrespectful, reputation-ruining scene, after you've devoted all the love, maybe even your body, you could manage to them.
6.) To get screwed, literally, and they feel nothing for you and they get up and leave after a "good fu@k."
7.) To walk the walk of shame (not the one that you own).
8.) To wake up in a roadside ditch (Don't. I won't know where to find you).
9.) To have gambling problems and not realize till it's too late. Everything you own is someone else's via gaming debts.
10.) To wake up someplace, a stranger lying with you in/on a bed/couch. The stench of alcohol on your breath stings your nostrils as a migraine from a hangover/withdrawal pounds your head. First reaction: "Oh, holy he!l!?!" Second reaction: "I gotta get out of here!" so you try to gather your clothes and other sh!t and beat it out of there silently without a trace before someone realizes YOU're the loser--YOU're the fool everyone'll talk about tomorrow.
11.) To get tore up by CinemaSins. They're not very nice.
12.) See trashed.
13.) To be laid up; physically wrecked
2.) To get screwed over.
3.) To be decked in the face; to get the sh!t beaten out of you (owned/pwned).
4.) To get arrested for something you didn't do, or while drunk/high KNOWING you won't pass a drug test.
5.) To be dumped in the most humiliating, heart-shattering, disrespectful, reputation-ruining scene, after you've devoted all the love, maybe even your body, you could manage to them.
6.) To get screwed, literally, and they feel nothing for you and they get up and leave after a "good fu@k."
7.) To walk the walk of shame (not the one that you own).
8.) To wake up in a roadside ditch (Don't. I won't know where to find you).
9.) To have gambling problems and not realize till it's too late. Everything you own is someone else's via gaming debts.
10.) To wake up someplace, a stranger lying with you in/on a bed/couch. The stench of alcohol on your breath stings your nostrils as a migraine from a hangover/withdrawal pounds your head. First reaction: "Oh, holy he!l!?!" Second reaction: "I gotta get out of here!" so you try to gather your clothes and other sh!t and beat it out of there silently without a trace before someone realizes YOU're the loser--YOU're the fool everyone'll talk about tomorrow.
11.) To get tore up by CinemaSins. They're not very nice.
12.) See trashed.
13.) To be laid up; physically wrecked
1.) "Has Angie stopped crushing on him yet? She knows he's taking advantage of her! He humiliated her!"
"No, she's still hammered and nailed to him, poor girl."
2.) "Anthony's not your friend."
"Prove it."
"Remember that sweat jacket from Disneyland you let him borrow?"
"Yeah."
"It's on eBay for $2K"
"...fu@k."
3.) "You as&hole!" (decks other guy in the face--BLAM!)
"OH, MY GAWD! My face! Fu@k!"
4.) (Well, I told you)
Scenario 1:
Cop: "hands in the air now!"
You: "What'd I do?"
Cop: "shut it ...(Miranda rights)..."
You: (get arrested)
5.) Have some chocolate ice cream; it will fix everything (hopefully).
6, 10.) "Were you at the party last night?"
"Yeah, but I didn't like it so much. Let's not talk about it."
"Neither do I. I heard some little s!ut got hammered and nailed by Tommy there."
"...Oh..."
"Yeah."
...
"That was YOU?!"
7.) (sigh)
8.) You hear traffic wake up from sleeping on your face and you spit dirt out of your mouth. "Whoa!" (Again, don't call me. I don't know.)
9.) Whoops! I hope you have a good job!
11.) See the movie.
12.) See trashed
13.) See a doctor.
"No, she's still hammered and nailed to him, poor girl."
2.) "Anthony's not your friend."
"Prove it."
"Remember that sweat jacket from Disneyland you let him borrow?"
"Yeah."
"It's on eBay for $2K"
"...fu@k."
3.) "You as&hole!" (decks other guy in the face--BLAM!)
"OH, MY GAWD! My face! Fu@k!"
4.) (Well, I told you)
Scenario 1:
Cop: "hands in the air now!"
You: "What'd I do?"
Cop: "shut it ...(Miranda rights)..."
You: (get arrested)
5.) Have some chocolate ice cream; it will fix everything (hopefully).
6, 10.) "Were you at the party last night?"
"Yeah, but I didn't like it so much. Let's not talk about it."
"Neither do I. I heard some little s!ut got hammered and nailed by Tommy there."
"...Oh..."
"Yeah."
...
"That was YOU?!"
7.) (sigh)
8.) You hear traffic wake up from sleeping on your face and you spit dirt out of your mouth. "Whoa!" (Again, don't call me. I don't know.)
9.) Whoops! I hope you have a good job!
11.) See the movie.
12.) See trashed
13.) See a doctor.
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