zombie horses

amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.

person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.

by zombiehorse April 9, 2009

drowning the horse

Derived from the adage that "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink". To "drown the horse" means to attempt to force a person to want or accept something.

When feminists try to make girls interested in STEM fields, they're not helping any sort of gender disparity, they're just drowning the horse.

by jman12351 June 19, 2016

Charlie Horsing

Masturbating furiously

"dude i need to stop charlie horsing"

by Trillhouse January 21, 2013

Horse Rape

When you are raped by a horse.

HELP! I JUST RECIEVED Horse Rape FROM BLACK BEAUTY!

by Ropolio July 18, 2017

dark horse

A person who is initially very reserved in a group situation (eg a workplace) and then bursts onto the scene with unexpected alcoholic and/or womanizing behaviour.

What about Paul last night? He had 10 cocktails, groped lots of girls, and ended up in a bar wearing only his pants and a reflective workman's vest. I never knew he was so wild - he must have been a dark horse all along.

by Anthony August 2, 2004

horse bite

A method employed to ball tag another guy. You tell your friend that you were recently bit by a horse. Since this is unbelievable your friend will undoubtedly ask to see it. When he does turn sideways and pull down your shirt coller as if to show a horse bite on your shoulder. When your friend unsuspectingly comes in for a peek you have hime right where you want him. WHAM! Whack him in the nuts with your hand that is appropriately positioned and aimed right at them.

"When Mike was pissing me off i showed him my horse bite."

by Pdizz November 25, 2007

Race Horse

This is pretty much a hybird of a "Snow Mobile" and a "Hot Carl" first and foremost, when doing a your partner from behind, you knock their front arms and ride them on their face, much like a "Snow Mobile" but in this case, you take a tube sock full of poo poo, and whip your partner with it, kind of like how a jockey rides a Race Horse. YA! YA! YA!

Hey baby, you mind if we play Kentucky Durby? I'll be the jocky, and you'll be the "Race Horse"

by revenkai October 11, 2006