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The Girlfriend Experiment

A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".
Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 27, 2021
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Daniel's Girlfriend

Here comes Daniel's Girlfriend, ya'll better put on your sunglasses or that ass will burn your eyes out it's so hot.
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wanna be my girlfriend

Aiden: Hey, Cara... Wanna be my Girlfriend?

Cara: sure
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Second of February. Today is International Discord gf day. Go get her nitro. Vc her with her all day and ask for bobs and vegana
Hey! Today is International Discord Girlfriend Day! Wanna date?
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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
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Girlfriend

by 548794139-87-043 May 24, 2018
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perfect girlfreind

noun: one who is far away in taiwan-- yet so close to the heart. one who is always willing to consider her boyfriend first. one who knows how to correct a man's spelling without hurting his feelings. one who is willing to take goggle photo to tease her man.
my perfect girlfreind told me the i is before e exept after c. (her edit. except* girlfriend*)
by navigation coordinator October 17, 2008
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