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Gonping

Having the urge to slap a cock as one is gooning and gooping.
Ryan: Hey where were you last night?

Bartholomew: I was busy Gonping with my buddy Norman last night at the Gonping club. Things got real zesty.

Ryan: Should of told me... I wanted to join
by Gonp Enjoery #1.2 July 1, 2023
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going pro

when you want to take the next step in your career, not knowing that pro in this case stands for procrastination.
"george, you going pro in video editing?"
George: "yeah man!" *closes premiere and opens youtube tab*
by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
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The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.
Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
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im going to pet my spider

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!
by thesythmyth May 9, 2018
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belly groping

When one takes it upon themselves to sexually belly grab, in an inappropriate manor. This then heightens sexual tensions, resulting in an orgy.
Female "just a casual bit of belly groping don't mind me"
by caitesaychese May 6, 2020
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im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck
Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself
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I'm going Fear and Loathing

To take a suitcase full of controlled substances to one place with the intent to ingest said substances with a small intent to distribute.

Similar to a "bender" but with more sales.
Dude! I heard in Ohio the acid is $15/hit, the good weed goes at $20/g, and the opioid's go for a dollar a milligram man... Let's hit Detroit first, load up on the water front, and then I'm going Fear and Loathing on that bitch!
by Raoul Duke XIII July 13, 2012
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