Goose

Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.

goose.

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024

Goose

Cute little “innocent” fuckers known for attacking people

I heard a goose attacked Jerry yesterday, he barely made it out alive

by Almostbutnotquite November 16, 2019

Goose

Peace was never an option...

Hjonk, Hjonk Am Goose

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

goose

Luxemburgish slang for a girl or woman. Created by Ricky Ricardo back in 2015, the synonym is now commonly used in everyday conversations. The word has his orgins from the more spreaded word „gaus“.

„Wat eng fain goose!“
„Check der dei mal goose.“

by RR1998 February 14, 2019

goose

Someone who is being dumb in a silly way.

I was speaking to Jack you goose.

by NinjNames September 24, 2018

Screwy goose

A grey goose screwdriver

James and Glenn were downing screwy goose's after they got back from the boardwalk.

by Jim and Glor August 20, 2011

America Goose

Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.

Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.

by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025