The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale

example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six

by the ragin asian October 18, 2010

beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.

bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on

by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011

Uranium Goggles

When one places there testicles on a sleeping friends eyes and then wakes them up.

Quick Fred is asleep give him the uranium goggles for when he wakes up.

by PigDog69er December 15, 2011

giggleable

A weird definition for something that's easy to giggle at.

Oh wow, that guy lives in Hawaii and doesn't know what Hawaiian Pizza is. That's so giggleable!

by Atraente November 12, 2009

Gigglepies

Your soul. Commonly used when yearning for someone.

"Me gigglepies are yearning for you."
"That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me!"

by Super Apple Child January 16, 2010

GiggleCum

The Act of Giggling While ejaculating! (cos it tickles)

(cums) hehehehehehehe

hence gigglecum

by richiewatters July 9, 2010