Glizzy Gobbler

When you tell your friend your a glizzy gobbler it means your telling them you're being rude in a nicer way.

You're such a glizzy gobbler (friend's name).

by The Fizz Fazzeler July 20, 2025

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Bexhill gobbler

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan

Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles

by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025

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Tuna gobble

To suck a dick for a pack of cigarettes or e cig

I told Amy, if she really wanted a pack of cigarettes, she would have to tuna gobble me

by Timmy wayne November 29, 2025

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Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026

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The Spicy Gobbler

When you get a female to eat a bunch of spicy food (ghost peppers, hot sauce, ...etc) before performing oral sex, to get that extra spicy stimulation.

Yeah last night I saw the fittest 10, but I was feeling a bit testy so I got her to give me The Spicy Gobbler.

by Daddygroove February 27, 2021

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