Definitions by Danyouknowsit

Bexhill gobbler 

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan

Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles

Bexhill gobbler by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025