goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

goat heart

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.

not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.

by thedudeman May 26, 2004

goat neck

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

greg braidy.

god taylor, jimmy, steve fournier, and chirs pool are all such goatnecks

by big tim August 24, 2004

fanny goat (FG)

a person who munches on pussy

he was a fanny goat 2 her
and gave her a b j in return

by dish dash & mish mash October 20, 2003

Rape Gator

A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

My bulging rape gator woke me up at 6am with a ravenous hunger for poon.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

macri gato

the way that poor people call Argentina president

hey, Macri gato made me waste all my money on food

Oh that's not good,

Yes, I wanted drugs

by heyheeey October 15, 2019

Wild horny goat weed

This is used to get a boner when a man wants to do a goat.

Where is my wild horny goat weed? I want to fuck a goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.

by Sharu July 6, 2011