hop on the gobber

A blow job.

In Example "Tonight Stacy is going to hop on the gobber."

by long lost los February 13, 2009

make-up goblin

Women who work the cosmetic counters at department stores and wear far too much make-up than necessary as if trying to advertise every color, shade and base and blush sold all at once.

The make-up goblin's at the Mac counter look like the android females in Robert Palmers rock video "Addicted to Love".

by prodigirl January 19, 2010

Hob Nob Goblin

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.

"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"

by bigriverhuntingexpert March 14, 2012

Midnight Cock Gobbler

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

by phatcartman August 13, 2012

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003

Queef Goblin

Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.

Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

gobblet

A baby male turkey. As opposed to a turklet, which can be either male or female.

I would kill that turkey, but think of its poor gobblets.

by Pete Hufnagel January 15, 2006