Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

by mason26 August 9, 2012

Failtard

A word derived from fail.

Simply put, it means that the person it was directed to is fail, and also a retard hence failtard.

It is usually used when someone says something that is utter fail and is also retarded.

Person One: OMFGBBQROX, did you see that?

Person Two: *sigh* Fucking failtard.

by Andiie January 12, 2010

Sri Lankan filth stick

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."

Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."

by Chandra's father February 25, 2005

filthy

As relating to food: Delicious, yet extremely unhealthy and high in fat content

damn, this chili cheese dog is super filthy

by Nick January 27, 2005

filth wizard

a person who commonly talks about disgusting things

person 1: omg look how old that women is!
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard

by go left -feel right April 10, 2006

FILT

FILT is short for Father I'd Like (to) Tap. For a father you wanna tap all night long.

'Dude Alex's dad is a total FILT'

or

'Richard from friends is such a FILT'

by grapemonkey December 23, 2013

coffee filter

The act of sucking a womans menstrual flow through her panties.

Gregor coffee filtered his girlfriend before removing her panties and dining at the Y.

by The other no one April 24, 2006