ford

Found On Road Dead- in my opinion fords are crap

driver: i need a tow truck
tow truck guy: ford?
d: yes
ttg:its not worth it
*hangs up

by mandy January 23, 2005

Florida Fling

- The art of dumping a handicapped person out of their wheelchair as made famous by Deputy Charlette Jones of Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department, Hillsborough, Florida.

Dude, I thought I could get out of a DUI because of my wheelchair but that cop didn't give a shit. He gave me the Florida Fling and dragged my ass to downtown.

by Optic_Fuel March 5, 2008

Florida Bloody Mary

When a man deflowers a virgin, whilst she is on the first day of her period. Preferably the woman should be a heavy bleeder.

Craig: Dude my sheets are still stained from the

Florida Bloody Mary I gave Susan last month.
Alex: Did you try Tide?

by FloridabloodyMary March 5, 2010

Florida Gumbo

When a male or female vomit's in a female's vagina and then proceeds to eat it out.

So last night I did the Florida Gumbo to my girl.

by daaangpanda July 2, 2011

Forbidden Juice

Alcohol to an underage person, something that we can't have.

"Why are you in such a bitchy mood?"
"Sorry, I am so hungover, we were drinking forbidden juice last night."

by drunkaf October 31, 2011

Ford Pinto

1) A beautiful car made by Ford in the years between 1970-1980 that would explode if you rearended it
2) a metaphor for anal

I met this new girl and we might take a

ride in the Ford Pinto soon

by Amxela December 25, 2015

hilliard florida

Hilliard, Florida is a town full of imbreds and hoes. Full of herpes, AIDS, and STDs. All the guys dicks are small. Truth.

Hilliard Florida: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL MY COUSINS TO THE YARD

by Your mom is a hoe,. December 7, 2018